okay, so I'm a liar and a thief and a really, really bad fangirl because I've been following this for, like, EVER, and have never told you how brilliant it is.

so.

here goes: it's ... um, brilliant.

wow. you have NO IDEA how difficult it was to make that coherent sentence. so, what's your plan, exactly, after you've killed me? write more (omgthatlastline) JUST SO I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO READ IT? YOU ARE A CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PERSON, AND I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY I LOVE YOU. YOU HEAR?